December 30, 2003

Please ignore the post about me writing more often

I'm leaving town for a few days. It's too bad, because I have a REALLY funny story to write about. But I don't have time to write it now. Yup, no time at all. Absolutely no time. Can't waste a minute. Every second counts. Well, actually, every third second counts, plus seconds divisible by 15, but that's so complicated that I tell most people every second counts and they get the jist. Is it gist or jist? When a porn company has an unresolvable argument and splits into two, is it a jism or a schism?

Gotta go!

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