April 23, 2003

For The Beef

(Has it really been six days since I posted? Sheesh.)

"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
For the beef?

Slogan of a group of commando McDonalds executives raiding PETA headquarters:
"For the beef!"

Call after a golfer's drive heads wildly off-course over a pasture of cows:
GOLFER: "Fore!"
FARMER PEERING OUT HIS WINDOW: "The beef!"

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