Headlines!
Judge finds spouse, mom dead at Ill. home
Is this a news story or the slug line for a upcoming movie? "They took his family. They took his friends. Now it's time for him to administer justice...from the Court of Ass Kicking. Sean Connery is: The Judge.
Telecom Mogul Held in Tax Case
Suspect held in custody; still only gets one phone call.
DeLay PAC Case Goes to Trial
DeLay's delays fail to delay: Packs of PAC lawyers descend on court.
AARP Pitches for Older Workers
It's nice to know the Department of Obvious is still working overtime.
Cardinal Says Pope Spoke in Two Languages
Is this the new standard for judging one's health? Are 80% of Americans considered to be on life support? "Get a defilibrator in here! This man thinks "oui" has to do with the toilet."
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The Post's Pope headlines this week have been pretty funny
2 examples:
Pope makes surprise appearance at window
Pope breathing on his own
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