January 26, 2005

TEERRRRRPS!

Faith is restored! The Blue Bitches have been smacked!

They put up a good game, those 15-0 Duke Blue Dev--oops. My bad. Let me just get my electronic pen out.

15-0

So the 15-1 Duke Blue Devils--hold on a sec.

Blue Devils

It was a close game, but eventually the Maryland basketball team pulled away from the 15-1 Duke Sucky Sucks. What's the deal with Nik Caner-Medley? He used to be the doofus with double the last names and half the talent, and now he's the team's best player. When did the Beast with the Least become the Beast from the East?

Maryland has been playing poorly most of the season, and this may end up being their only marquee win, but who cares? I don't think anyone was expecting them to win. They were on the path to missing the NCAA tournament and now their season has life. Duke may have a rough second half of the season as they still have to play UNC, WF, and GT twice (for non-college-basketball fans, that's the Unruly Neat Co-op, Wiggle Freaks, and Gem-Tron, the basketball team from the 24th century).

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