June 03, 2003

Sorry, Jewel Fans

Best Buy, in a tribute to chemotherapy, is restricting the number of copies of Jewel’s new CD you can buy. Limit 3 per customer. So if you were planning on building an igloo out of Jewel CDs, you’ll need a help of several friends or a selection of fake mustaches. Also, if you are a dealer, do not even try to buy 1 copy. Best Buy knows who you are. Release date subject to change. Come on, 3/11/22. Daddy needs some shelf space for good music.

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