If I ever get testicular cancer, I hope I get it in both balls so they look evenly big. I don't want one of them getting jealous of the other.
(Saying this is the equivalent of mooning God and taunting him to smack me with some poetic justice. "What'cha gonna do, Goddy-Woddy? Give me testicular--OW! You jerk! They're the size of melons.)
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