June 12, 2003

A Prediction from Nostradamus

In 2020, the first woman President, a Democrat, will be elected to the White House. Her challenger, a Republican black man, puts up a good fight but ends up losing too many voters to the Independent candidate, a transsexual named DeeDee McMyers. This historic first is marred by a wave of death in South, due to the mysteriously simultaneous popping of hundreds of thousands of forehead veins.

No comments: