Headlines From The Washington Post

Hispanics Declared Largest Minority
Taco Bell Blamed For Record Girth

Lessons Are Hard-Learned in Congo
‘G Before N, Unless There Are Two Os’ Confusing

Bush: Tax Cuts Will Boost Economy
Monocle Sales Up 72%

Y Chromosome Can Fix Gene Errors
X Chromosome Drinks Beer All Day, Fixes Nothing

Mind Games May Trump Alzheimer's
Scientists Recommend Ignoring Grandma, Pretending Like She’s Not There

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