May 30, 2003

Womb Raider

Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton officially ended their marriage last Tuesday after it was dissolved in Los Angeles County Superior Court. Their separation came four months after they adopted a baby boy, Maddox, from Cambodia.

I have just one question: WHO THE HELL LET ANGELINA JOLIE AND BILLY BOB THORNTON ADOPT A KID? At the marriage ceremony, half the courtroom snickered at the "until death do you part" section. How did they hoodwink the adoption counselor, by hiding their vials of blood beneath their undershirts? Convenience stores, start adding extra security now. This kid is going to be old enough to drive before you know it.

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