I've been taking sleeping pills to help readjust my sleeping schedule. I first suspected something was wrong when I was playing on the computer and the sun rose. There is unfortunately nothing simple about Simply Sleep.
"Step 1, Fold", and "Step 2", Pull, were written by a child with no concept of dexterity, failure, and the titanium foil barriers that surround our dreams in life. For instance, there is "Step 1.2, Tab Doesn't Fold", followed by "Step 1.3, Foil Rebuffs Teeth", and then "Step 1.5, Fingernail Pierces Microscopic Hole Near Pill; Pill Laughs".
I usually end up not taking the pill. I just wrestle with it for 15 minutes and pass out exhausted.
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