May 28, 2003

I Can't Resist

A suspected serial killer of women in Louisiana was caught today.

Said one of his neighbors who was shocked to find out he was arrested: "He didn't talk about violence," said resident Brenda Jones. "He talked about the Bible a lot. Let me tell you, he knew the Bible."

Signs Your Neighbor Is A Serial Killer
by Brenda Jones
1. Talks about violence. "You know what I'd like to do now? Kill someone." --> SERIAL KILLER!
2. Doesn't talk about the Bible.
EVIL:"Hey, what's up?"
GOOD: "Hey, what's up? Oh wait, I know. It's God."
3. That is it.

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