Over a million people have waited in line to see the body of Pope John Paul II. The current wait is 24 hours. Italian officials are going to stop new people from entering the line tonight. A few questions.
1. Who's going to be the last person in line? The last ordinary person ever to see his body lying in repose.
1a. Does she get a T-shirt?
2. Who's going to be the first person to be cut off from seeing the Pope? The person who's going to have the velvet rope strung in front of him by a burly security guard. "Sorry, no Pope for you."
2a. Is that person going to convert to Judiasm?
3. How many hell points do you get if you cut in line?
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This is lovely.
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