Bush Tax Cuts Scrutinized
Liberal media apologizes, promises to construct time machine, set dial to "Relevant".
NASA Plans for Hubble Fix
Secret documents reveal Hubble to go down in third; Don King professes innocence.
Store to be half the size of city; White House will be moved to lumber aisle.
Verizon apologizes, promises to borrow liberal media's time machine.
Crazy doctors also ride bicycles without helmets, demand whole milk with cappuccinos.
O'Reilly spotted frosting at mouth; Brit Hume disoriented, dangerous.
On first viewing, reel pops out of protector, whacks toupee from head of snotty professor.
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