Instead of the Arab world intensifying its hatred for America and creating legions of terrorists for the next twenty years because of the Abu Ghraib recruitment video we gave them ("Torturers Gone Wild! [With Snoop Dogg]" Vol II now out), can we just trade them President Bush and call it even?
We can trick Bush into flying over there by laying out a trail of old USA Today sport sections and Buddy Jesus dolls that leads to an airplane. On the plane, Colin Powell will knock him out and replace his suit with a shirt of Gizmo from Gremlins on it and matching sweats. We'll also send over a few X-Boxes with "Tom Clancy: Splinter Cell" and "Halo" to sneakily advertise the pleasures of American life. They'll know what to do.
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