Comedy Compacted in List Form

My friend Amy and I combined the amazingly creative powers of our brains to build this Tower of Comedy for your enjoyment.

The Different Types of Baseball

Union baseball: Three strikes and you're in.
Shakespeare baseball: A comedy of errors.
Alcoholic baseball: They keep bringing out pitcher after pitcher.
Straight man baseball: Hit the ball, jump on home plate for 30 seconds, take a nap.
Straight woman baseball: Run to first base, then second base, then first base, then second base, then first base, then second base, then third base, third base, third base, third base, then run home and cry out the umpire's name.
Gay baseball: You're out.
Lesbian baseball: No balls.
Conservative baseball: If you strike once, you're just going to strike again and again.
Liberal baseball: You get five strikes, and if you still can't hit the ball, we'll pay for batting practice.
Clinton baseball: Swears it never got to third base.
Cheney baseball: You never know where the ball is.