Hussein at the Yuk-Yuk Factory

President says Hussein has "treated the demands of the world as a joke."
(headline from the Washington Post)

DEFENSE MINSITER: “Sir, Bush called again for you to give up our weapons of mass destruction.
HUSSEIN: I got his weapons of mass destruction right here. [Hussein pulls down pants, gyrates hips] Two A-bombs and a Scud missile. Oh yeah!
DEFENSE MINSITER: “Saddam, this is serious. Pull up your pants.”
HUSSEIN: “No radar is gonna detect this rocket. [thrusts pelvis] I got 1 million troops, ready for action.”
DEFENSE MINSITER: “Mr. Hussein—”
HUSSEIN: “It’s cold in here. Retreat, retreat!”
DEFENSE MINSITER: “Mr. Hussein!”
HUSSEIN: “Ahmed, relax. Bush is only serious when he messes a phrase up. We still have months.”
FOREIGN AFFAIRS MINISTER: [runs into room] “Your excellency! Bush just said that you ‘are an evil man, whose destruction must be erased immediately.’ “
HUSSEIN: “I hate wearing pants.”