Fun Calls To Make on February 15th

“Alexandria Floral.”
“I got an emergency. I need a dozen roses, a vase, and a time machine. And I can do without the vase.”

“Hello?”
“Sid Caesar?”
“Yes.”
“Beware the ides of February.”
“Excuse me?”
“Beware the ides of February. [ghostly moan] Ohhhhhh…”
“You mean yesterday?”
“…Beware two days after the ides of February. Ohhhhhh…”

Caesar Blog of the Week: Bloggus Caesari
(A blog written from the viewpoint of Julius Caesar. Very clever.)