Warning

I saw a baby stroller with this warning label: DO NOT LEAVE STROLLER UNATTENDED!

If you have to be told by an inanimate object not to abandon your child, are you even in the market for a baby carriage? I think these parents, when perusing the chart of baby transportation options, saw "burlap sack" and said, "Hoo yah. Let's roll."

There is no point for a dumb warning label when it can be dumb and funny at the same time. "THIS STROLLER IS NOT A MAGICAL DEVICE THAT RENDERS YOUR BABY INVISIBLE IN TIMES OF DANGER. IT WILL NOT SOUND LIKE A CAR ALARM IF SOMEONE STEALS YOUR BABY. DO NOT LEAVE NON-MAGICAL STROLLER UNATTENDED. ALSO, BY NON-MAGICAL, WE ARE NOT IMPLYING THERE IS A MAGICAL VERSION OF THIS STROLLER. MAGIC DOES NOT EXIST. STOP VOTING FOR TAX CUTS. THE NATIONAL DEBT IS $8.5 TRILLION. WE DON'T EVEN HAVE $8.5 TRILLION IN MONOPOLY MONEY. BRAD PITT LOOKS LIKE A CHUPACABRA UP CLOSE. BRITNEY SPEARS USES HER BABY AS A HOOD ORNAMENT. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS HAS TO DO WITH MAGIC ANYMORE. GOOD NIGHT.