Randomness

Heard on a cruise ship:
* KID [whining] : "But I'm not hungry though!"

Seen on the D.C Beltway:
* It was a white van for a heating/cooling company. On the back of it was the company name, along with a large foot with a cartoonish, giant toe. The toe was grinning and had a speech bubble coming from his mouth. The speech bubble was empty.

I need to carry a tape recorder with me. There were at least two other things I overheard recently that I would have liked to have remember. One of them was about a unicorn, like "I don't know why the unicorn does that".