"The Washington D.C. area is under a heat advisory until 8:00 p.m. today. Sensitive groups, such as the elderly and children, should remain indoors as much as possible. Temperatures will be in the upper 90s, near 100. Oh, screw it. It's going to be 100. I want some ice cream."
Does anyone reading the blog have experience communicating with animals? I'm having trouble communicating with two Jack Russell terriers that I walk. What's dog speak for, "100 DEGREES IS NOT OPTIMAL SQUIRREL-CHASING CONDITIONS, YOU LOONY MUTTS." Just wondering.
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