The Washington D.C. version of "You Know You're A Redneck When..."
You know your legal defense is is trouble when...
Your supporters defend you by using a video clip from the Colbert Report.
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I did enjoy the new post everyday from the following week but am now having withdrawal symptoms e.g. erection problems and a swollen tongue, which has made me more popular with the ladies might I add. I would like to humbly request more posts... about anything, I don’t care you could write about toothpaste that offers whiter teeth and fresher breath while a man half naked is looking in the mirror smiling as his super model girlfriend/wife/lover/really close friend, hugs him and probably puts a finger up his arse from behind, as the narrator taunts me about if I buy this toothpaste maybe I would get a super model who is willing to put a finger up my arse or maybe something slightly less homo-erotic… maybe a bit of oral while you brush your teeth (which would make sense as it is focusing on the mouth). So are you going to write another post tonight? No? Ok fine, I am going to buy some toothpaste.
2 comments:
I did enjoy the new post everyday from the following week but am now having withdrawal symptoms e.g. erection problems and a swollen tongue, which has made me more popular with the ladies might I add. I would like to humbly request more posts... about anything, I don’t care you could write about toothpaste that offers whiter teeth and fresher breath while a man half naked is looking in the mirror smiling as his super model girlfriend/wife/lover/really close friend, hugs him and probably puts a finger up his arse from behind, as the narrator taunts me about if I buy this toothpaste maybe I would get a super model who is willing to put a finger up my arse or maybe something slightly less homo-erotic… maybe a bit of oral while you brush your teeth (which would make sense as it is focusing on the mouth). So are you going to write another post tonight? No? Ok fine, I am going to buy some toothpaste.
Sorry about that comment, I was watching a Colgate advert at the time.
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