Is there a gay porno called "The Passion of Chris"? Because now would be a great time to release it into theaters.
[15 minutes into the movie]
"Daddy, why is Jesus wearing a leather mask?"
"I thought crucifixion was supposed to hurt. So why is Jesus smiling?"
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DOCTOR: "Mr. Ashcroft, as part of the pre-operation prep, we're going to insert four thin cameras down your throat so we can map out your stomach."
ASHCROFT: "But the problem is with my gallbladder, not my stomach."
DOCTOR: [shoves cameras down throat] Yup. Welcome to Metaphor Hospital."
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