Medical Bumper Stickers

I saw a bumper sticker that said, "Autism—Solve the Puzzle".

I thought this was a pithy way to point out the lack of attention the medical community pays to the easily solvable disorder of autism.

That's why I came up with more bumper sticker slogans to raise awareness of common health problems that could be eliminated if physicians in the medical community would stop poking each other in the butt with needles and start Doing Their Jobs.

Diabetes—Do Something!

Cancer—Thanks a Lot, “Doctors”

Lou Gehrig's Disease—Hello? It Affects More Than Lou Gehrig, People

Heart Disease—Get Off Your Asses, Already. And Even If All the Words Weren't Capitalized in This Absurdly Long Bumper Sticker, Asses Would Still Have a Capital A

The Jetsons Don’t Have Kidney Failure. Why Do We?

Death--Gimme a Break