March 06, 2003

Poopy Internet

My internet connection has been down for the past few days. It's still down--I'm at the library. The delete key is disabled, thus stopping one of the biggest security holes in existence from being exploited by nefarious hackers. Fortunately, I cracked the system and found a "back door": the backspace key.

The man next to me is breathing very heavily.

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