November 01, 2006

Don't Have Sex Until You Are Thirty

The preacher--sorry, government--government says so.

The first step towards separation between church and state is separation between religious yahoos and state.

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:54 AM

    I know a guy who didn't have sex until he was 40.

    His friends at the electronics store made fun at him.

    At the end, he had sex. He looked a little like Steve Carell.

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  2. Anonymous6:33 PM

    I had sex with Steve Carell's mom and made him watch while I did it. I told him it was training for the roll, but really, I just wanted to see him cry.

    -Bart

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  3. Anonymous7:11 PM

    I trained for a roll. I wanted it to like me. Then, I ate it. Then, I rolled away on my fat. Then, I cried tears of pain.

    -Stewie

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  4. Anonymous12:56 PM

    Why'd you delete my non-offensive yet witty comment?

    -Stewie

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  5. Anonymous12:56 PM

    Why'd you delete my non-offensive yet witty comment?

    -Stewie

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  6. Anonymous10:25 PM

    Who trains for a roll? And what would that entail anyways?

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