I was honestly planning on putting all my posts in the comments section for the next month, but self-amusement quickly gave way to inconvenience and readability. Stupid inconvenience. So the new new Pancake City policy is just like the old one, except I will now be ending all of my posts with "Shazam!"
Shazam!
I'd like to add an addendum to the policy that all comments have to end in, "you slut."
ReplyDeleteWhich, according to my sources at the Washington Post, is a great way to fix a sentence that ends in a preposition.
Is this a policy you could put up with, you slut?